The students were excited when the professor brought out the "Sorting Hat" for class. Their enthusiasm waned quickly, however, when they learned they were to be sorted into "Students Who Barely Passed the Midterm" and "Students Who Did not Pass the Midterm."
The faculty member was disappointed that the class did not seem prepared for the pop quiz.
The student was ecstatic that the library had a copy of the $200 textbook for their class.
The professor had developed a pretty accurate BULL**** detector when it came to students giving excuses.
One of the best parts of an assistantship in student affairs? A lifetime supply of branded water bottles.
