Monday, September 30, 2019

Sorting


The students were excited when the professor brought out the "Sorting Hat" for class. Their enthusiasm waned quickly, however, when they learned they were to be sorted into "Students Who Barely Passed the Midterm" and "Students Who Did not Pass the Midterm."

Monday, September 23, 2019

Surprise!


The faculty member was disappointed that the class did not seem prepared for the pop quiz.

Monday, September 16, 2019

Victory!



The student was ecstatic that the library had a copy of the $200 textbook for their class. 

Monday, September 9, 2019

Hm.


The professor had developed a pretty accurate BULL**** detector when it came to students giving excuses.

Monday, September 2, 2019

BONUS


One of the best parts of an assistantship in student affairs? A lifetime supply of branded water bottles.