Park

Parker wasn't sure how this had happened. "I'm going to spend the day in the park studying for exams," is what Parker had said. "I'm going to spend the day with the pork studying for exams," is what Parker's strange new friend had heard. 

To be honest, Parker didn't know who that person was. Parker also wasn't sure where one gets a pig costume.

Parker had so much left to learn before graduation. So much to learn.